Русская версия частушки:

Ты вчера была моя,
А сегодня Мишкина.
Хуй у Мишки, как сосна
На картине Шишкина…


Английская версия частушки:

You were mine the other day,
Mike's screwing you today.
He's got dick as big as trees
On Piccasso's masterpiece...